If you haven't had a visit of your own to know this firsthand, our infamous Turkish Hammam at The Standard Spa, Miami Beach is prime for sound bites. Here are some of the best things you said over Miami Art Week 2024.
1) I used his ex’s name at the door to get in and saw her get denied 20 minutes later.
Shady, but where there’s a will there’s a way.
2) Traffic was a complete standstill so I hopped out of the Uber, ran to my room, showered, and then got back into the same car.
Miami Art Week MVP right here.
3) Is it even Basel if you don’t network here in a robe?
Replacing coat check with robe check since 2006.
4) If you wait around long enough, you’ll probably get two numbers from someone with at least 100K followers.
Hate the player don’t hate the social media game.
5) I haven’t heard the word NFT this week yet, and I can’t tell you how at peace I am.
We’re relieved, too.
6) I paid my dealer an extra $100 if he took the ferry to get here faster.
Did you mean your Art Dealer, or?...
7) She left early... probably late for her performance piece at the club.
Whether or not this refers to erotic dancing, the jury is still out.
8) I haven’t slept in 48 hours. Don’t ask me what I’m on.
B-12 shots with Lori Bell are here and waiting for you.
9) Manifesting my next collaboration while exfoliating.
Send us the collab post request, we’ll consider.
10) I made him send me every rsvp list he had for the week before I agreed to the date.
Weigh out those options, girl.
