Since we had so much fun trolling our DMs the first time, we did it again. From the crude to the cute, the irate to the just plain confusing, here are our favorite DMs from the last few months.
#1
We need to know everything about this child.
#2
It doesn't.
#3
#4
NOT THE SAME.
#5
Come over! Let’s Disco!
#6
This better be good.
#7
BYOBabes.
#8
A gud afternoon to you.
#9
That shouldn’t be disruptive at all.
#10
How much time do you have?
#11
Nice remembers are kind of our thing.
#12
Our bod our biz.
#13
Yeah.
#14
Always.
#15
You had us at "gastronomy."
#16
Ugh, Millennials.
#17
More like METH!
#18
Fucking finally.
#19
Chicago and you’re welcome.